F*ck, where’s my dog?
Norwich dog walker, Leon, is besotted with one of his clients, Ola. After a socially acceptable amount of obsessing, and with questionable advice from his dysfunctional friends, Leon plucks up the courage to tell Ola how he feels. But on the day that Leon finally decides to confess, he gets c*ckblocked when Brutus is dognapped. Determined to right this wrong, Leon promises Ola that he will do all he can to get Brutus back. Feeling lost (and sexually frustrated), she accepts Leon’s help and gets more than she imagined. Leon may have lost her dog, but he has certainly found her “spot”. Unexpected, but welcome. Their romantic status now “complicated”, the two embark on a wild quest to find Brutus, with Leon hoping that amid this chaos, Ola can finally see the real him.
Written by rising-star Archie Maddocks: an Olivier-nominated writer, his credits include Intergalactic for Sky. He co-wrote feature film, Gassed Up and adapted youth comedy drama Crongton for BBC.